Just woke up. had quite a gd rest after ytd's match with ngee ann. amazingly, and i'm sure it was by God's grace, we won!
not trying to be holy or what ppl often misunderstood as "everything-is-God-God-God-in-good-times".
at least i felt God's empowerment for myself. as i seek strength from Him, He empowers me during the stress-est periods. i feel that hey, i am in control.
i'm jus glad we all tried our best! its great to see everyone putting in the utmost effort despite slim chances.
esp pearlyn and fishcake who has nv paired up before! but u guys did well! and zixian as wel, who nv play for like 2 yrs??!
anyway, josie just sent me this email. thought it was pretty interesting. enjoy! :)
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas. > >> >>> > > >>
*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment. > >> >>> > > >> >>> > > >> >>> > >
*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES* >
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. > >> >>> > > >> >>> > > >> >>> > > >> >>> >
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. >>> > > >> >>> 3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that. > > >> >>> >
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. >>> >>> > > >> >>> >
*COMMON USES*
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. >
2. Can be great aid to relaxation. >
*TESTS* > >> >>> >** > >> >>> > > >> >>> >
1. Pure specimen > >>turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
*POTENTIAL HAZARD* > >> >>> > > >> >>> > > >> >>> >
illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other. (i thought this was really funny!!!)*!!
*!!WARNING !!*
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.
BE CAUTIOUS
ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD
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