a joke-of-the-centuryyyy..a proud production of chua family. alright. at least i tot so. here goes:

dad got a videoclip thingy on his handphone today fr his colleague. excitedly, he shared w sis.

so..he got his handphone n said: "zhen ah, lai kan zhe ge!" = "zhen ah, come and see this one."(literally translated.)

"she me lai de.."= "what is it.."

so dad showed. an initial D scene of the mountains and roads. and this fast speeding car....

so sis focused on the moving car...and suddenly..at this turning point of jungles..THE CAR DISAPPEARED!

so sis peered closer.... n held the handphone even closer........

WRAAAAAAAAHHH!! the stupid monster looking person appeared!

n sis THREW THE HANDPHONE OUT!!

....

n my dear lao pa..knowing tt will be the response..(cos probably he threw his colleague's hp in the same way too...) was all prepared to CATCH it. n thankfully...he got it. hahahhas!!!

den...sis called mum who was preparing dinner..

"MUMMYYY!! come n see this!!!!"

cai ma ma..aka my mum..appeared from behind the kitchen door...

with a knife in her hands.

sis: "put down the knifeeeee..come here and seeee.."

cai ma ma: "No need la!! i cutting vegetableesss. HURRY UP la!"

sis:" CANNNNNNOTTTTTTT...YOU MUST PUT DOWN TO SEEEEEE..."

cai ma ma: " BU yong La!!! kan handphone er yi!!" = no need la!! look at handphone onlyy..

sis: "Jus listen to meeeeeee...MUST put down!!!"

and this went on for quite a while.

in the end. mum gave up...she put the knife.....

behind her back..n said " like that can already right?? cannot seeeeee le" (obviously she din know tt she can kill someone almost instantly by jabbing into dad who is holding the hp by watching tt.)

sis went berserk. "Give me knifeeeeee."

n FINALLY the OBSTINATE cai ma ma as usual..gave in and complained and sat on the sofa. knife safely in kitchen.

n hid behind dad's sleeves cos she know it must be something horribleeee.

n true enough..she THREW HANDPHONE.

poor dad.

but imagine..throwing..knife.